"EMERGENCY WARNING" E.D.S. OUTBREAK!!!
The governments of the world and the United Nations and the World Health Organization announced today that there is a pandemic of global proportion.
The G12 has admitted today "That it has been spending trillions of dollars in an effort to control and contain this terrorizing threat." With no success at all, in fact we have only exacerbated the outbreak
A spokesman for the the W.H.O. was quoted as saying"that We do not even understand where to begin". Medical researchers at many of the worlds leading universities are working around the clock to find a solutions. To no avail.
Reports are coming in from around the world of chaos and confusion as people are dying needlessly. We are told that the symptoms are many and varied. With anxiety and stress being seen among the majority of victims. There is an over whelming feeling of mistrust that accompanies most. The rampid and rapid spread of the disease is out of control and the diagnosis is compounded by its AIDS like transmutable ability and the fact that it's as infectious if not more so, as Ebola. "We are faced with the single most deadly disease since the Black Plague", (one official said). "Medical science is frankly at a loss", "We just do not know what do to." (a professor from the red cross in Geneva). We are hearing reports from every continent around the globe, there does not seem to be any place that has not been affected. (world news)
As people around the world cir cum to its deadly effects we are just understanding that this is a congenital disease and very contagious. Nine out of ten people are suffering with this. It is very possible that you or someone you know is infected.
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However, It was announced today in Israel that there has been a break through. We are happy to announce that we here at Yesh Ma L'Asot Yeshiva have met with experts today that tell us that after 6000 years of research there is hope for Emunah Deficiency Syndrome.
"We here in Beit Shemesh understand this disease and are working to contain it". "There is hope!" (the leading professor of institution) "There seems to be one therapy that works on most cases. "We have seen improvements in almost every case that has been brought to us, for those who adhere to the therapy even those who are terminal can recover from the this devastating affliction".
We spoke with one of the Professors today he was very encouraging "We have a break through"
"It is in our hopes that we can spread the news of this cure". We are in possession of case histories, As for this disease the clinical trails have shown over the last 4000 years that it works 100% on everyone who has taken this therapy. And there has been no know side effects to the treatment, except for a joyful stress free life.
We are also happy to announce that in the last 200 years there has been the greatest of all advances in treatment of this traumatic plague. We have seen in recorded case studies that there are those who have fully recovered from the effects of this scourge.
We are giving therapy free of charge at our center in Beit Shemesh, feel free to come and receive your free treatment for this Emunah Deficiency Syndrome. Donations are excepted to help others
Therapy is being conducted Sunday through Thursday 9am til 3pm
in English at the Yeshiva Yeshmalasot here in Beit Shemesh, for those of you who are here in Israel. And for the rest of you on Wednesday from 2pm til 4pm,on Radio Yeshamlasot Live from Beit Shemesh. We are located at 6b/15 Nachal Nachshon Beit shemesh, At the Yesh Ma L'Asot Yeshiva. Come join us and soon there will be a evening shuir as well.
We are giving therapy free of charge at our center in Beit Shemesh, feel free to come and receive your free treatment for this Emunah Deficiency Syndrome. Donations are excepted to help others
Therapy is being conducted Sunday through Thursday 9am til 3pm
in English at the Yeshiva Yeshmalasot here in Beit Shemesh, for those of you who are here in Israel. And for the rest of you on Wednesday from 2pm til 4pm,on Radio Yeshamlasot Live from Beit Shemesh. We are located at 6b/15 Nachal Nachshon Beit shemesh, At the Yesh Ma L'Asot Yeshiva. Come join us and soon there will be a evening shuir as well.
Many are finding help through our Emunah Therapy, and even reversing the effects of the E.D.S.
